Oh my!
Did you know that
Mr. Luo and his wife, Sister Ren, Sister Xian,
my mom and Fang-Fang's mom, we all got this letter?
My mom received it in registered form
It seems like they want to teach you great lesson
Was it you?
Was it you who exposed that my father is a prisoner?
Don't get it wrong, I won't do that
I'm your lover, I won't do that to you
You're talkative, probably you told somebody unintentionally
No, although I'm silly,
but I know what should and shouldn't I talk about
Maybe you talked in your sleep
No, I don't snore, not to mention that
If so, how could this happen?
Only you, Yuan and me know about this
Since then,
it must be Xie Yuan!
No
He's my buddy, he won't do that to me
Maybe he slipped his tongue
No way
Maybe he talked in his sleep
No way
Then, it must be you
I wouldn't expose my own scandal
Your father, perhaps?
He's dead for ages
I think Xie Yuan did it
I don't think so
Even so, I won't talk bad about him
He's my best friend forever
I'm willing to die for him
You're really a good guy
Why did the God do this to you?
I could pull mountains down,
but my good fortune wanes
There was Xiang Yu at old time
Now, there is me in this era
We don't need to know each other since we're in the same boat
What will you do in your future?
The letter has vanished all my future and hopes
It's okay, you have me
There will always a way out for me
Don't you go
Please bring me along with you
It's just a thought, I'm yet to decide
Are you tired?
Yeah, it's almost dawn
Go and sleep now
It will be clear sky after you wake up
No, I don't want to sleep
You might leave me if I sleep
Alright, in that case, I'll sleep
I hope that after I wake up, it's only a nightmare
and nothing has happened
Alright, I'll watch you sleep
Good night
Sister Bao-Zhu...
Why are you here?
Where is Brother Qi?
I didn't see him
Damn it! I said that I didn't want to sleep
We need to start the work, please give way
No hot water
Do you want to die with me?
Xu Ji
I follow you all the way from the filming studio
So you want to make fun of me?
I thought you're open minded
No, I really want to commit suicide
but,
I won't do that before I discover the whole story
If someone is destined to die,
he or she will die anyway without doing anything
What's the matter you asked me to come?
I've something nice for you
Something nice?
We're not that close and I don't really like you
What's the nice thing you have for me?
I know that I was ridiculous before this
In fact, I'm kind hearted
Just like you, my best friend George Wu betrayed me
and spent all my money
So I want to start a new life
Good, you make a wise choice
You're in terrible condition, so I want to help you
You want to help me?
A timely help? No, thanks
You can find your world with me in Macau
No, I'm broke now and don't even have a decent meal
I want to meet up with Hei Zi Ming
Hei Zi Ming? The film master?
Take this! Chances are always there
If he likes you, we can make an overturn
Right
Instead of sitting here, we should try our luck out there
Hei Zi Ming is my idol
I'll make a decision after I complete this film
We wear out iron shoes in fruitless searching,
and yet by a lucky chance we find the lost thing without even looking for it
Good
Hei Zi Ming is really a master
Great directors are always like that, sit properly
Right
Waiter
May I take your order?
Caldeirada and Portugese chicken rice
Portugese egg tart and Portugese milk tea
Portugese red bean bun and Portugese sky juice
There's no Portugese sky juice
Right, give me a glass of water
Thank you, there's no Portugese sky juice
Great director is really different from others
There are a lot of books
He read a lot of books
He's like a mobile library
Right
There are a lot of books
Look into page 320
Alright, let me check it
Since when I took this photo?
He is Yuan Shi Kai, not you
Yuan Shi Kai?
He looks alike
Right
I don't know if I were him in my past life
I want to make film of "Legend of Yuan Shi Kai"
You'll play the role of Yuan Shi Kai
You're lucky! Director has chosen you!
Really?
He said that
But, from now on,
you need to keep mustache like Yuan Shi Kai
Okay
Li Qi will be Yuan Shi Kai, name it as "Flirty Yuan Shi Kai"
What a horny name!
That sounds great
Sorry, I won't film restricted film
I will film biography of a famous figure
I'll fund the film, I have the say
No way
You know who you are
All the 10 films you did before this are all rubbish
You were lucky to have the filming chance
So cut your crap now
Forget about it then
Xu Ji, you'll do the filming
Me?
I never tried it, I have never been a director
Everybody can do a rubbish film
Xu Ji, you'll be the director
It doesn't matter,
but Li Qi will not take the role
Use your brain, you don't have to tell him
Get an extra to replace him in horny scene
and put Li Qi's face on it
When Li Qi think that he's leading a decent role,
people will be surprised
that Yuan Shi Kai is only a pervert
The Pervert, Yuan Shi Kai, it's a good gimmick
Okay, we'll do it
I'm sure Li Qi will lose all his face by then
He deserved it
because he didn't respect Brother George
Heresy!
He's so mean, shameless, indecent and cheap
Hei Zi Ming
It's okay even if he's mean, shameless, indecent and cheap
It'd be great if people like the film
This is my office, please get out of here
This chair is not comfortable
You should get a new one
Don't be so stubborn or you won't have money to buy yourself a coffin
Cheap!
I'm worry that you'll get your eyes swollen
I really miss Brother Qi
It's been so long I haven't got his news
Just forget about him, it's only a chance missing
and it's not the first time
But he left without leaving a message
Don't say so
Your mother is right
He's young and should know how to face a problem
or we can't marry you to him
Don't say it anymore, I want to get to upstairs
Bao-Zhu
Shut your mouth if you want to make noise
Change the phone number after 2 days
Brother Qi? Are you Brother Qi?
Where are you? I miss you
Say something! I know it's you! Where are you?
What are you doing? It's Brother Qi!
Nobody talk on the line, it's a prank
No, Brother Qi called here
I recognize his breath
Don't you scare me
Let's go out for a walk
You'll get crazy if you keep staying at home
No
I want to wait for Brother Qi's call
He would have called if he wants to It's not call from Qi
Even so, I still want to wait for his call here
Don't be so stubborn
Go out and get some fresh air to keep your mind clear
No
I have a suggestion
Go to the construction site with Sis Ren, Sis Xian Dan me
Maybe you'll meet Li Qi there
Right
Brother Qi?
Right, I should have thought about that
I'll change my clothes, wait here
Hello everybody
This is where the main entrance of Rose Square will be
What a big land!
Look at here, sea view!
The land is big, we'll make big fortune if we rent it out
Only 2 persons working on it, it will take ages to complete it
No, it's only for today
Heavy machines will be delivered to here by next week
It'll be done in no time
Great, we'll come again next week
No need
It will be messy by then
Trust me, you'll make great fortune after it is done
I bring along the construction plan
Let me see
The train station is over there
A close tower by its side, the harbor is over there
This area is flourishing including Rose Square
It's just like Tsim Sha Tsui, right?
No, it's really Tsim Sha Tsui
There's clock tower and harbor
There can't be two Tsim Sha Tsui
Bao-Zhu, don't talk silly thing
George said that this place will be like Tsim Sha Tsui
and he asked us to invest for skyscraper
It's okay, Bao-Zhu is only kidding
Can we go now?
You said I might see Brother Qi if I come to here,
but we stick to this place, how am I going to see him?
Did he call you?
He looks decent, but he is irresponsible
Right, I wonder why Bao-Zhu likes him
Brother Qi
Brother Yuan, it's you!
I thought you're Brother Qi
I hope so, so I won't shout like that
I'll find him somewhere else
If able to find him, ask him to come back
Director
Director Long
Sister Bao-Zhu
I won't stick to here, keep on your practice
Alright, go ahead
Can I stop the practice?
No, keep it on
It's totally different
I don't look alike, unless there are 2 Li Qi
It's impossible that I am alike Li Qi
Since you know that, you should pay more time to practice
Moreover, you have signed the contract
You must play the role
Please be serious in your practice
What if we make it into a melodrama?
Look at me
I look like a scholar,
I'm not good at martial art,
not to mention these two "sugarcanes"
You can do it, it's simple
Let me show you
No problem
Take off your shirts, understand?
I'll still strike even if only one is left
You...
Nunchaku is never nunchaku if one of it is broken, director
No problem
I have two here, you...
You're greater than mine
You
Don't always sit here doing nothing
Li Qi would have come if he wants to
Someone saw him at Annan flirted around with women
No way
Someone saw him in the temple at Mount Hua
Golden Bucket is right
Li Qi is trouble maker
He's good at nothing
Just forget about him
Ever since he disappears, we keep receiving prank calls
They will damage the phone
I knew he is not blessed, you won't get any casting chance if you be with him
Zhu, Qi
Brother Qi?
Zhu
Brother Qi
It's raining, let's talk in the kiosk
Alright
Brother Qi
Where have you been? I really miss you
Silly girl, I'm fine
I just went out for fresh air
Why didn't you call me?
I worry that something happened to you
You can see that I'm all fine
I thought I'd be doomed
After the film of "Yuan Shi Kai" is done and I won the best actor award,
I'll ask your mother to marry you to me
Are you serious? Don't lie to me
I won't lie to you
After the film is in the town,
the world will know that I'm somebody
Hopefully Xu Ji make it done as soon as possible
Xu Ji is also part of the crew? He's not a good guy
I know that he was cheap, but he's changed
He's the director
and he introduced the investor of the film to me
I think he really changed
Brother Yuan...
Chineses are not weak at all
I'm not well educated, don't try to lie to me
Yuan
Qi
I almost can't recognize you
How are you?
I'm fine
It's been long since the last time we met
Brother Yuan
Xu Ji
You look like a director
You are not bad too
You look good in this shirt,
just like a national hero
Don't tease me
You have better acting skill
All of these are rubbish!
Chinese soldiers
Long, how are you? Long time no see
Li Qi, it's you! Nice seeing you, I miss you
Really?
How could this happen? What's the matter?
Maybe I can help you
You won't be able to help me
Really?
It's all my fault for choosing Xie Yuan
He's physically weak and doesn't dare to scold people
He can't even fight
Talk slowly, stay calm
It's all this confidential letter's fault Who wrote this letter?
Your father is a prisoner but it has nothing to do with you
Just forget about the past
You're kind and generous, I'll make you the main actor in my film
Thank you
I'll leave you alone, I need to go into the studio
Of course
See you
Come
Drink more
Cheers
Add some wine
Cheers
You're good at this
Cheers again
I can't take it anymore
The gas is coming up to my throat
Take it slowly
Drink more, we're happy tonight
Cheers
Bottom up
I didn't know that I'd be so famous today
I thought all my life is ruined
Now, everything is settled
The confidential letter caused all these troubles
Who wrote the letter?
Confidential letter?
Confidential letter
You wrote it?
Is it?
Was it me who wrote it?
Right
If it was you and you tell me now, I won't blame you
At least do let me know
Which confidential letter?
The letter which you wrote
Tell me
The letter which was written to Long Gan?
Yes!
I recall it now
You recall it now?
If so, please tell me
Who wrote the letter?
Are you sure you won't blame me?
Sure, I won't
Tell me
If so, I'll really tell you
Faster
Tell me
Actually...
Right
It wasn't me who wrote the letter
Please give a hand, don't drink anymore
You don't have to risk your life for wine
We meet up again, of course we need to drink more
Kei is really amazing,
he can bounce back
Is he close with Xu Ji?
Sure
Xu Ji is the director of the film "Yuan Shi Kai"
I knew it too
He seems to change recently, something wrong with him
Am I overreact?
Of course he's changed
He keeps mustache and looks weird
You're just not used to it
Will he suspect it is me who exposed his background?
Of course he won't
We're all friends, nobody will blame you
Who says so?
In deed, we're good friends
To be serious, I'm the one who knows about this
If I were him, I'd suspect myself too
He invited you for drink, it means he doesn't suspect you
Don't worry
Yeah, I just worry that you'll think too much
That will be trouble if he suspects me
I recall it now! Do you still remember "Xia Jiao He"?
The fatty who buys film with raised butt?
Yes!
He said he'd make me the main actor in Nanyang
Right, after all, it's main actor which I've never been in my life
I'm still wanted at this age
I must try it no matter how
Of course Right
We're good friends, I hope the best for you
Don't forget about us when you make good fortune
If I go to Nanyang,
please help take care of Lan and her father
I will do that even if you don't ask me to do so
Lan is fat, I need to work hard to support her life
It's all my fault
I thought it's handy so I keep the fat meat
I deserved it
You like fat meat, what to do?
Who says so?
You like fat meat with pickled vege
The dish is really delicious
I hope the best for you in Nanyang
Thank you
Cheers
Good
Sorry, the place is small
It's okay, there's fresh air out here, I feel fresh
Right, that's why my son is fat
Because your husband is fat too
Xiang is really educated
Luckily he chose Speakers Primary School
No, I'm now in Speakers Secondary School
You're already in secondary school? I'm old now
Of course
Look, Ying's kid has already grown up
Now, Guang is the village's leader and you'll get married soon
Right
We all know well in heart
Who says want to marry you?
Why Bao-Zhu Dan Qi haven't arrived?
Right
Do they forget about this date?
No, I told Bao-Zhu in person
What happened then?
They're here
Sorry, we're late
You're really late, my youngest son is learning how to walk
No
Brother Qi needs to finish the filming first
Right
I'll give you a red packet, let me carry you
Thank you
Come
Thank you
You scared the baby
Let me carry you
Come on
You're drooling
It's weird, Brother Qi has a good guy face
Right
We carried him all the morning and he didn't cry at all
Probably your mustache scared him
Right, you look good before this
Why do you keep mustache
It's to handle those sluts
Where is Feng Ren-Keng?
He was here just now
He just disappeared
He must be gambling at somewhere, don't wait for him
You want to handle bad people right?
Let's go pray in the temple
I'm sure everything will be good then
Really?
I get what I want after I prayed in the temple
Really? Then I must go there
Do you want to go?
Alright
Thank you
You go first
Alright
I hope my film will be a blockbuster
I home Brother Qi has his dream comes true
Bao-Zhu always think for Qi
Don't tease me
Yuan, you should pray too
I home Qi's film will be a blockbuster
Qi, I hope your film draws large audiences
Thank you
Yuan, you're really a good friend
You pray for Qi's film, not for yours
I hope my son is as good as you when he grows up
It's my turn now
Let me help you to carry him
No, you might scare him again
Yuan, please help carry him
Brother Qi
Why do you look down?
Zhu
Please be frank, do I look terrible with this mustache?
Actually, you look terrible when I first saw this image
But now, I'm used to it
You're really straight forward
Are you angry? I didn't mean it
I knew that it looks terrible,
but it might help me to return back to stage
I know you'll sure make it
Brother Qi
Let's have a walk over there
Alright
Go away!
Yuan! Let me help you
Come
No, I want a peace life
We'll catch him
Brother Yuan
Qi
Got a confidential letter
What secret to be exposed then?
How? Does it hurt?
Let's go to see doctor
I'll be alright if you massage me
Massage
Qi did it on purpose
Why didn't he grab your hand?
His hand is not that long
Who says so?
He was able to save you, but he drew back his hand
It's useless after all, the car was speeding
It's even worse if we both fall down together
It hurt, so cut the crap and don't make noise
Cut
I can start work now
Okay?
You don't want to dream for a rest too
It's close-up for today, get them ready for work
Just ignore him
Come on!
Brother Qi
Hi
Brother Qi
Zhu
Have a seat
You didn't sleep for few nights
Have some American Ginseng soup
It's tasteless
But I add a lot of salt in it
Really?
Maybe you're exhausted, so you feel tasteless
Maybe I'm exhausted
I want take a nap, wake me up when it's my turn
Brother Qi
Maybe you're too tired, your hair grows long
Really?
Look, your hair sticks up
It's not obvious
Get someone to trim it later
Let me help you
I'm learning to cut hair
Really?
I want to cut my son's hair in the future
Whose son?
Don't tease me, you know what I mean
Alright, trim your son's father's hair first
Don't trim too much
Just sleep
It'll be done after you wake up
Alright
His mustache doesn't seems balance
Let me trim it
Why it looks much better?
It can't be
I'm sorry
Where is my mustache?
Why is my mustache gone?
I wanted to trim a little of it, but when I was trimming,
You trimmed my mustache?
Did you know how long I spent to keep it?
You...
I'm sorry, Brother Qi
You're driving me crazy!
Wait!
What?
My mom said that Brandy will grow mustache faster
Why you don't have such expression in your acting?
I want to ask you a favour
What's that?
Marry me
You're crazy
No, I'm not
I really love you and want to marry you
Stop it
Listen
My father falls sick in Nanyang
My mom asked me to get married to cure his illness
Don't you ever think about it
Why do you say so?
You both have been together for long
I don't know him, okay?
You don't know him?
Right, I used him to drive Brother Qi crazy
You shouldn't do that
Yan, please agree to marry me
I'll really love you, trust me!
So?
You thought you're a prince?
No way!
Feng Ren-Keng really go to Nanyang and won't come back anymore?
If so, I'm in trouble
He didn't pay the rental
and went for shooting without leaving a message
I wonder if this is true
Why you both having coffee in peace at here?
Brother Qi?
Brother Feng, not Brother Qi
Don't scare people with this early in the morning
You look like a stupid
Impossible!
I look alike Qi no matter in terms of behaviour,
hair style and the way of speaking
Can't I even make you fall in me?
Just stop it, you don't have his charisma
and you're not as demeanor as him
Moreover, I don't miss him now
You still miss him?
It's useless even if I miss him You don't look alike him at all
You can make it in terms of clothes, but not his appearance
Green bean eyes
You'd better think about it
If you do so, we won't be able to see you again
But Yan said that
she will marry me if I look alike Qi
I'll do everything for Yan
You're trying to do a plastic surgery now!
What if the operation fails?
It won't fail
Doctor
You look alike Xie Yuan
Who was the doctor who made it for you?
It's a great job
Good, no scar
Because I'm Xie Yuan
Yes, he is really Xie Yuan
Actually, I knew it already
Nobody can defeat me in this line
Right, I have confident in you
Come on
Let's start
Why do you take out a pen?
I will draw a route for operation on his face
The route seems a bit complicated
It seems like you'll do a lot of cut
Because his face is big and meaty
He is looking for Li Qi's face
Li Qi, the actor
He's not looking for alien's face
Don't worry, doctor is professional
But...
Please wait outside, we need to do the operation
But...
Yuan, you go out first
Actually your own face look cute
I feel reluctant now
Don't laugh at Feng when he comes out later
We won't
He did this for love, I feel sympathy
He's really in love with Yan
But Yan doesn't love him at all
I've washed Yan's clothes, where should I hang it?
No need, just sit down and have an orange
Come have some fruits, leave it there
We can't clean the writing
Doctor said it'll be washed off after 2 days
You're lucky, you didn't faint when the operation started
What if doctor fail in this operation?
Right, your parents gave you the body
You won't understand, you all have your own lover
But I always fail to get Yan's heart
It's something destined
Right, God will decide it
She'll fall to you if she likes you
My sister is good, but there are many good girls out there
But Yan is the only Yan in this world
Yan, you're back
I've washed and hang your clothes to dry
Come here
Sit
Take off your spectacles
Why?
Just do as what I said
What is it?
It's chilling
Why did you make fun on your face?
How am I going to bring you to my friend's wedding tomorrow?
Go and clean your face
I'll hang the clothes to dry
She'll bring me to her friend's wedding
She sees you as her boyfriend
You made it!
Feng